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Tried operatin' cus pimpin ain't easy.

Married to the most beautiful woman in the world. 1-504th PIR


twentyisthenewblack:

Sweet little man, I can’t believe you’re almost 3.

My beautiful wife and son

twentyisthenewblack:

Sweet little man, I can’t believe you’re almost 3.

My beautiful wife and son

— 6 hours ago with 8 notes
Anonymous asked: How do you feel about MP's


Answer:

This isn’t just my opinion but a general consensus of everyone in the army. We hate MPs.

— 7 hours ago with 5 notes
Anonymous asked: What's your opinion on 68W and 19D guys?


Answer:

Dont care for much about 19Ds but 68W’s are the shit. Combat medic is the only mos i dont consider or call pogs.

— 7 hours ago with 4 notes
Anonymous asked: So nothing good to say about the 12b guys that roll out every day, clearing all the routes so you guys don't get fucked up... instead it's us that take the hit so you won't... The ones doing dismounted patrols clearing villages and searching compounds for IED makers and shit. Nothing good to say about them? I mean fuck man come on.


Answer:

So, you want me to give you a pat on the back for doing your fucking job? None of us Infantry guys asked you to clear any IEDs for us, trust me we know how to find it lol. And we don’t like getting stuck in CARCO with you guys. If you’re so good at it, why the fuck do you need us Infantry guys, so we can fight your battles lol? And dont start with the dismounted patrol bullshit, i talk to all the 12B guys here and you dont fucking do any dismount patrols AND YOU DONT CLEAR VILLAGES and if im misinformed and you guys do, yall sound like whiny little bitches because if its in your job description, sounds like youre complaining about doing your goddamn job.

— 9 hours ago with 4 notes
Anonymous asked: What's the best way to max the pft? Push ups specifically. Any solid workout plans to follow?


Answer:

As fucking generic as this sounds, doing pushups makes you better at doing pushups. Do 100, and then do that 100 times more.

Also go to the gym. Pick shit up and set them down. Don’t fucking half ass it either.

— 13 hours ago with 13 notes
Anonymous asked: Are you chinese


Answer:

Korean.

— 15 hours ago with 15 notes

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

(via allamericankindofguy)

— 15 hours ago with 27058 notes
likk3n asked: im trying to find some videos on army life, but im only finding air force videos, now i want to join the air force!


Answer:

You know what’s the worst part about joining the Air Force is?

Telling your parents that you are gay.

— 17 hours ago with 65 notes
alecryan asked: What part of the country are you in? And who are you with?


Answer:

Ghazni, Afghanistan.

1st BCT. 82nd Airborne Division.

— 18 hours ago with 5 notes