Ask me anything  

Tried operatin' cus pimpin ain't easy.

Married to the most beautiful woman in the world. 1-504th PIR


nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via hip-czech)

— 4 hours ago with 729962 notes
My greatest support

Shoutout to my wife twentyisthenewblack who stood by my side through thick and thin and always supported me with everything I did. I love this woman so damn much!

— 7 hours ago with 2 notes
The little things in life

Another day in Afghanistan. My flight home has been cancelled and my tour have been extended. I don’t get to go to Jumpmaster school as soon as I wanted to and even worse, I don’t get to see my wife. I feel crushed, but at the end of the day, I know I’ve still won. I am in good health, I have a loving family, and I have a good amount of money saved for our future. Most importantly, I’m married to the most beautiful woman, my best friend, who I love dearly and means the world to me. After the bad news, at the end of the day, Life Is Good.

— 2 days ago with 29 notes
3 stupid comments that came out of one of my soldiers mouth

1. Wellfare is a basic human right

2. People get in car accidents because of unfixed roads, not drunken drivers.

3. I think working at McDonalds was a lot harder than being an Infantry soldier.


…wut?

— 2 days ago with 11 notes
dogpoundgangsters:

Every night, you think about how you could of been a better dad, a better husband, that bedtime story you should of read, or that anniversary you forgot. You don’t expect your family to understand what you’re doing. You just hope they understand you’re doing it for them, and when you get home you hope you can pick up right where you left off.

dogpoundgangsters:

Every night, you think about how you could of been a better dad, a better husband, that bedtime story you should of read, or that anniversary you forgot. You don’t expect your family to understand what you’re doing. You just hope they understand you’re doing it for them, and when you get home you hope you can pick up right where you left off.

(via a-soldiers-princess22212)

— 3 days ago with 65 notes
mountainbob asked: That's a pretty sweet watch you wear. ...mind if I ask what kind?


Answer:

It’s a suunto core, good sir.

— 3 days ago with 2 notes
Anonymous asked: How long was your deployment?


Answer:

Still deployed. Going on about month 8 now.

— 5 days ago with 1 note
Anonymous asked: you and your wife are such a motivation! I need some advice from the soldier pov w/ the relationship issue. Would you be able to via private messaging?


Answer:

Sure thing, go ahead and you can ask my wife as well @twentyisthenewblack

— 5 days ago with 1 note
crimson369 asked: Any tips on airborne? I won't be doing airborne until next year but I just wanna have an idea or something.


Answer:

3 weeks. Ground week, tower week, jump week.

First day is a pt test to see if you stay or go,

You run everywhere you go. Follow all instructions from the black hats and its really self explanatory. Make sure you stay awake and pay attention because, it can be life or death in the air

— 1 week ago with 6 notes
Anonymous asked: I notice you have a sleeve in your pic. Did you have that prior to joining? I want to join (Army) and have a full sleeve


Answer:

I had it done while I was in. Im grandfathered in. People coming into the army now or people that are already in that are trying to get full sleeves are now not authorized.

— 2 weeks ago with 1 note