And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
The little things in life
Another day in Afghanistan. My flight home has been cancelled and my tour have been extended. I don’t get to go to Jumpmaster school as soon as I wanted to and even worse, I don’t get to see my wife. I feel crushed, but at the end of the day, I know I’ve still won. I am in good health, I have a loving family, and I have a good amount of money saved for our future. Most importantly, I’m married to the most beautiful woman, my best friend, who I love dearly and means the world to me. After the bad news, at the end of the day, Life Is Good.
Every night, you think about how you could of been a better dad, a better husband, that bedtime story you should of read, or that anniversary you forgot. You don’t expect your family to understand what you’re doing. You just hope they understand you’re doing it for them, and when you get home you hope you can pick up right where you left off.
That's a pretty sweet watch you wear. ...mind if I ask what kind?
It’s a suunto core, good sir.
How long was your deployment?
Still deployed. Going on about month 8 now.
you and your wife are such a motivation! I need some advice from the soldier pov w/ the relationship issue. Would you be able to via private messaging?
Sure thing, go ahead and you can ask my wife as well @twentyisthenewblack
Any tips on airborne? I won't be doing airborne until next year but I just wanna have an idea or something.
3 weeks. Ground week, tower week, jump week.
First day is a pt test to see if you stay or go,
You run everywhere you go. Follow all instructions from the black hats and its really self explanatory. Make sure you stay awake and pay attention because, it can be life or death in the air
I notice you have a sleeve in your pic. Did you have that prior to joining? I want to join (Army) and have a full sleeve
I had it done while I was in. Im grandfathered in. People coming into the army now or people that are already in that are trying to get full sleeves are now not authorized.